A quick MLB note...as if playing in Mexico wasn't enough...

Randall Simon is back in Major League Baseball. He was playing in Mexico before signing a minor league deal with the Texas Rangers. His stint was going so well at AAA that the Phillies decided to trade for him...here is ESPN's headline on the trade:

Phillies acquire former sausage-beater from Rangers

I thought this was absolutely hilarious and had to share it with all of you. How would you like that to be your big come back headline. Here are some other ones that athletes might not appreciate:

Sure Jeff, We'll Take Your Whining Ass Back, Love Art
OJ Hopes to Drive the Bronco(s) to the Super Bowl - Look What Else It Did For Him
OJ Knifes Way Through the Line With Success
George Foreman vs. Mike Tyson - Lend Us an Ear and We Will Grill Together
Gibbs Returns to Coaching after a Long Drive - He Just Couldn't Get Out of the Circle
McGuire Returns to the Diamond after Vacationing with Barry
Dave Dravecky Gets One Arm Up in Return
Bo Knows Balco - Looks Stronger Than Ever
Martina Navritalova Back from the Bush
Pete Rose Bets He Can Make It Again
John Daly Finds the Drink in Successful Return
Lance not Nuts about Return
Jamal Lewis Makes Wrong Call on Return - What a Dope